Dear Life,
I thought I was traveling down your road when the metaphysical me cut off the physical me. And I was in the left lane! After my third Red Bull I caught up to myself. What were you and your multi personalities doing in the carpool lane? Good thing that cop didn't see ya there. Lucky for you I distracted him with all my swerving and yelling, "Save me! I'm having a heart attach here!" Thank the energy drink for my fine acting and quick thinking ability eh.
Going back to the couch now waiting for the other me to join me, Munkay
Tuesday, October 04, 2011
Life's Journeys
Dear Life,
I'm just gonna lay here on the couch another day and watch you pass by. Send me a post card when you get to where ever you are going. I've seen faster snails.
Closing my eyes for just a minuet, Munkay
I'm just gonna lay here on the couch another day and watch you pass by. Send me a post card when you get to where ever you are going. I've seen faster snails.
Closing my eyes for just a minuet, Munkay
Saturday, October 01, 2011
Lifes Meow
Dear Life,
Why does the word "crazy" always precede "cat woman"? Why not "loving"? Why not "Humanitarian"? Or "Felineatarian" if you must label specific. "Empathic" would work for me.
"Sensitive". "Smoking hot multi talented" even. Wanna descriptive catchy term? Try "Inequitably superior intuitive intelligent level spanning femme fatale"? Rolls off the tongue don't it. Almost like a purr.
You change that while I change the litter, Munkay
Why does the word "crazy" always precede "cat woman"? Why not "loving"? Why not "Humanitarian"? Or "Felineatarian" if you must label specific. "Empathic" would work for me.
"Sensitive". "Smoking hot multi talented" even. Wanna descriptive catchy term? Try "Inequitably superior intuitive intelligent level spanning femme fatale"? Rolls off the tongue don't it. Almost like a purr.
You change that while I change the litter, Munkay
Lifes Tricks
Dear Life,
Down right deceitful that's what I'd call it. The food pyramid is now a pie and that pie is the anti-pie. Don't eat sugar that foul pie says. Moderation in fat. LIAR! It's the veggies that kill. Damn homicidal produce. Listeria in melons. Salmonella in grape tomatoes. Spinage that gives you the runs. Shit in strawberries. Ok call it E-coli if you must but it will kill ya. Sugar never hurt anyone. Its side effects maybe but hey. Dentist need to make a living too.
Come over for coffee and dessert soon, Munkay
Down right deceitful that's what I'd call it. The food pyramid is now a pie and that pie is the anti-pie. Don't eat sugar that foul pie says. Moderation in fat. LIAR! It's the veggies that kill. Damn homicidal produce. Listeria in melons. Salmonella in grape tomatoes. Spinage that gives you the runs. Shit in strawberries. Ok call it E-coli if you must but it will kill ya. Sugar never hurt anyone. Its side effects maybe but hey. Dentist need to make a living too.
Come over for coffee and dessert soon, Munkay
Kent
You.
You took my husband.
You took my social standing.
You took my trust.
You took my reconnection.
You took my time.
You took my future.
You took the family.
You take that piece of shit.
You can have him.
You.
You took my husband.
You took my social standing.
You took my trust.
You took my reconnection.
You took my time.
You took my future.
You took the family.
You take that piece of shit.
You can have him.
You.
Lifes Limits
Dear Life,
This late term abortion thing you got going, whats the guidelines on this? Fifteen is not too late right? As long as it doesn't pose a risk on my health. It is my body driving him around listening to bad music and working to buy my teenage fetus's necessity's. That stress that's a health risk right there. I should have a choice no?
Send me the name of a good licensed clinic, as I don't want to do anything wrong, Munkay
This late term abortion thing you got going, whats the guidelines on this? Fifteen is not too late right? As long as it doesn't pose a risk on my health. It is my body driving him around listening to bad music and working to buy my teenage fetus's necessity's. That stress that's a health risk right there. I should have a choice no?
Send me the name of a good licensed clinic, as I don't want to do anything wrong, Munkay
Life Stinks
Dear Life,
What kind of sick sense of humor do you have anyway? Gas. Yes so vital in gastronomic health but so socially unacceptable. Hell it is more permissible to smoke in public than toot. Someone should come up with a designated area for flatulence, like ten feet away from an entrance of a building and call it ...a bathro-never mind. I just remember a freer time farts wafted free and there was pride in their creation. I guess this goes hand in hand with that age joke of yours eh.
Stop making cabbage rolls so delicious, Munkay
What kind of sick sense of humor do you have anyway? Gas. Yes so vital in gastronomic health but so socially unacceptable. Hell it is more permissible to smoke in public than toot. Someone should come up with a designated area for flatulence, like ten feet away from an entrance of a building and call it ...a bathro-never mind. I just remember a freer time farts wafted free and there was pride in their creation. I guess this goes hand in hand with that age joke of yours eh.
Stop making cabbage rolls so delicious, Munkay
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